Archive for September 10th, 2008

Universal Life Insurance And Fannie And Freddie!

As the economic stomach keeps on turning, I raise the cry once again for people with universal life insurance policies to get them reviewed. If a policy is not guaranteed to remain in force to age 100 or beyond with a guaranteed level premium, and hellooo, MOST AREN’T, these crazy economic times are going to start turning many of those policies into houses of cards that someone tried to build just one too many stories on.

I’ve hit on this subject a lot over the years, but in a recent post I laid out the case for why universal life policies will start failing at an even more alarming rate when huge investment pools like the mortgage market get turned on their head.

Remember that every UL has two sides illustrated, a guaranteed side which really doesn’t need explaining other than to say that it is what it says it is, and the current or non guaranteed side. It is often called the current side because it is theoretically a snap shot of how the policy would perform if everything remained the same as it currently was when the policy was approved for sale.

I believe that the companies that call it the non guaranteed side are really more accurate. The truth is that any change in mortality experience, company performance or interest rates can cause the non guaranteed side to become total fiction between your current premium and the next. That means that if your universal life is not completely based on guarantees, AND MOST OF THEM AREN’T (sorry for shouting), your next premium notice could well be the one that let’s you know that your old premium is now just a fond memory and if you want your policy, pony up a higher amount. And by the way, expect to buy a bigger pony each year.

Bottom line. If you own a universal life policy and don’t have a current “guaranteed in force illustration” showing you what’s really hiding under your bed, call the company and ask for a guaranteed in force illustration immediately and then have it reviewed by someone other than the agent who sold it. An independent agent or your accountant are good places to start. Even if you bought it from an independent agent, find a different one to review it.

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Puberty And Life Insurance For Children!

I was just listening to the woes of a friend whose son has recently hit puberty and is now pounding life with an attitude hammer. She is pulling her hair out as we all do when we can’t figure out who abducted our children and left a look alike disrespectful little alien in their place.

I always thought that things like respect, manners, selflessness and so on could be passed on pretty much just by example, but that doesn’t appear to be the case. I know I’ve struggled trying to figure out why my children went the directions they did and make the really stupid choices they make, so I came up with a plan for her. It’s kind of sad, but the best I could do and it goes something like this.

She has one of those you and me, parent/child sit down serious talk things. When they sit down she lays a syringe full of fluid on the table and starts, “Son, I think we both understand that puberty has struck and taken control of your emotions and your attitude. At this point it is obvious that you and I are going to have to find some compromise, some way to change the direction things are going before you or I do something rash and we are forced to use your life insurance policy.” At this point she picks up the syringe and squirts a few drops out the way they do in the movies.

“So, as hard as this is going to be, you have two choices. You either get a grip and turn back into the loving, respectful young man you were just a few months ago……..or this (the fluid) goes in your arm and turns you into a girl. You see, I understand girls and how to deal with their stuff because I am one. Once this goes in, the game’s over. You have 5 minutes to explain to me how the rest of your life is going to go, and no, you can’t use the phone.”

Bottom line. I’ll be glad to pass on any other techniques or suggestions to my friend.

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